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In a Southern town in the 1970s, the rules for girls are simple: look pretty, behave politely, marry well. But for this rebel-in-the-making, life beyond suburban America beckons. Before she can escape, however, she’ll have to navigate extreme diets, feathered hair, and a mother who insists on hanging her bras on the clothesline in full view of the boys next door. Will she ever find a life that fits and a beverage that suits her champagne dreams? 

A Memoir
by
Suzanne Weerts

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About

About the Author

Born in Charleston, SC, formed in Raleigh, NC, and reborn in Southern California, Suzanne Weerts’ creative nonfiction essays can be found in The Sun and Good Old Days magazines, and in several anthologies and online publications. Suzanne is a writing teacher, producer, nonprofit fundraiser and community activist who loves helping people find their voice on paper, on stage, and in standing up for meaningful causes. The mother of two compassionate young adults, Suzanne is mighty grateful that her mother’s repeated warnings of “Just you wait until you have children of your own!” amounted to 98.5 percent amusement, joy and wonder. She lives in Burbank, CA with her semi-social husband and their antisocial pandemic puppy.

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About the Author

Born in Charleston, SC, formed in Raleigh, NC, and reborn in Southern California, Suzanne Weerts’ creative nonfiction essays

can be found in The Sun and Good Old Days magazines, and in several anthologies and online publications. Suzanne is a writing teacher, producer, nonprofit fundraiser and community activist who loves helping people find their voice on paper, on stage, and

in standing up for meaningful causes. Her company JAM Creative has raised tens of thousands of dollars for local non-profits through storytelling events, and she can also be seen on stages across Southern California sharing her own stories including at

The MOTH, Story Salon, Revealed and Tales By The Sea.

 

The mother of two compassionate young adults, Suzanne is mighty grateful that her mother’s repeated warnings of “Just you wait until you have children of your own!” amounted to 98.5 percent amusement, joy and wonder. A proud graduated of

UNC-Chapel Hill, she lives in Burbank, CA with her

semi-social husband and their antisocial dog.

In the press

Cheers for Champagne Girl

“Whether unintentionally poisoning the neighborhood kids as a child, getting asked to dance last at the Spring Ball, or being attacked by a flock of birds while basking in the afterglow of breaking her chastity vow, Suzanne Weerts approaches life with a refreshing dose of charm, grace, and self-deprecating humor. If you’re looking for something to bring a smile to your face, give you a good laugh and warm your heart, you’ve found it.”

Carlos Kotkin

author of Please God Let It Be Herpes and host of The Moth StorySLAM

“Suzanne Weerts’ CHAMPAGNE GIRL IN A BUDWEISER

Champagne Girl in a Budweiser Family
is Suzanne's Debut Memoir, and her writing is also featured in these Anthologies

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Book Signing

Meet the Author

Upcoming Events

    Sun, Nov 16
    Burbank
    Join author and member of The Circle, Suzanne Weerts, for a fun morning of mimosas and stories from her new memoir, "Champagne Girl in a Budweiser Family".
    Thu, Dec 04
    Pasadena
    Join me in Pasadena at the quintessential community bookstore for a few stories and get your holiday shopping done!
    Tue, Feb 10
    Ebell of Los Angeles
    Join us during Galentine's Week for a reading and chat about how to birth a book - a love letter to yourself and those you love! More details coming after we TOAST the New Year!
    Date and time is TBD
    Location is TBD
    Heading back to my roots during MARCH MADNESS to connect with the Carolina Community. More details on events coming soon!
    December 2025
    https://lifeofjem.podbean.com/page/4/
    Suzanne Weerts will join Juanita Mantz (JEM) in early December 2025 for a reading and discussion on storytelling and turning short pieces into a memoir.
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