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In a Southern town in the 1970s, the rules for girls are simple: look pretty, behave politely, marry well. But for this rebel-in-the-making, life beyond suburban America beckons. Before she can escape, however, she’ll have to navigate extreme diets, feathered hair, and a mother who insists on hanging her bras on the clothesline in full view of the boys next door. Will she ever find a life that fits and a beverage that suits her champagne dreams? 

A Memoir
by
Suzanne Weerts

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About

About the Author

Born in Charleston, SC, formed in Raleigh, NC, and reborn in Southern California, Suzanne Weerts’ creative nonfiction essays can be found in The Sun and Good Old Days magazines, and in several anthologies and online publications. Suzanne is a writing teacher, producer, nonprofit fundraiser and community activist who loves helping people find their voice on paper, on stage, and in standing up for meaningful causes. The mother of two compassionate young adults, Suzanne is mighty grateful that her mother’s repeated warnings of “Just you wait until you have children of your own!” amounted to 98.5 percent amusement, joy and wonder. She lives in Burbank, CA with her semi-social husband and their antisocial pandemic puppy.

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About the Author

Born in Charleston, SC, formed in Raleigh, NC, and reborn in Southern California, Suzanne Weerts’ creative nonfiction essays

can be found in The Sun and Good Old Days magazines, and in several anthologies and online publications. Suzanne is a writing teacher, producer, nonprofit fundraiser and community activist who loves helping people find their voice on paper, on stage, and

in standing up for meaningful causes. Her company JAM Creative has raised tens of thousands of dollars for local non-profits through storytelling events, and she can also be seen on stages across Southern California sharing her own stories including at

The MOTH, Story Salon, Revealed and Tales By The Sea.

 

The mother of two compassionate young adults, Suzanne is mighty grateful that her mother’s repeated warnings of “Just you wait until you have children of your own!” amounted to 98.5 percent amusement, joy and wonder. A proud graduated of

UNC-Chapel Hill, she lives in Burbank, CA with her

semi-social husband and their antisocial dog.

In the press

Cheers for Champagne Girl

“Whether unintentionally poisoning the neighborhood kids as a child, getting asked to dance last at the Spring Ball, or being attacked by a flock of birds while basking in the afterglow of breaking her chastity vow, Suzanne Weerts approaches life with a refreshing dose of charm, grace, and self-deprecating humor. If you’re looking for something to bring a smile to your face, give you a good laugh and warm your heart, you’ve found it.”

Carlos Kotkin

author of Please God Let It Be Herpes and host of The Moth StorySLAM

Champagne Girl in a Budweiser Family
is Suzanne's Debut Memoir, and her writing is also featured in these Anthologies

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Book Signing

Meet the Author

Upcoming Events

    Sun, Jan 25
    Culver City
    Champagne stories are coming to the Westside when Suzanne is joined by Wendy Hammers for a spirited conversation about growing up in the 70s and 80s and the lessons learned.
    Thu, Jan 29
    https://unc.zoom.us/j/95651980452?pwd=tRKIR
    Two Tar Heels reflect with heart and humor on growing up in North Carolina in the 70's and 80's.
    Tue, Feb 10
    Los Angeles
    Join us during Galentine's Week for a reading and chat about how to birth a book - a love letter to yourself and those you love!
    Sun, Mar 08
    Healdsburg Bubble Bar
    Join us for a Bubble Bar Brunch at Sarah Quider's groovy Paris-chic BUBBLE BAR in the heart of California's wine country for a little sparkling wine and story-sharing! Make a weekend out of it, if you don't live close by. Come on! You KNOW you've been looking for an excuse to go wine tasting!
    September 2026
    Location is TBD
    Heading back to my roots to connect in my hometown and Carolina Communities. More details on events coming soon!
    Podcast available now!
    https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-xqqdc-19e2712
    Suzanne Weerts joined Juanita Mantz (JEM) in early December 2025 for a reading and discussion on storytelling and turning short pieces into a memoir. Check out the podcast linked here!
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